Theory Post 1 - Mickey and the Mouse
[CONJUNCTURE: Theory posts are going to be focused purely on individual theories of mine. Humor based posts will be titled "Blog #"]
Theory #1: Mickey and the Mouse
The Photo-Negative Mickey suit is the Face of this game, so it must be important to the plot. A lot of people have been saying it is a mispainted suit, but I believe that the real mispaint is Suicide Mouse; as he is not black and white, but simply much darker than the normal Mickey Mouse. (For comparison, see Unknown Cam 2, and the Mickey head in it. Also, Suicide Mouse has really dark red pants.) No, the Photo-Negative Suit was vandalized, and the vandal used the suit to spread it. What is it? Why, the brain parasite that got Treasure Island Abandoned by Disney in the first plac…
My Second Post - A Discussion on the Doctor
People sometimes ask me what my name really is. I tell them that that is my real name.
The tend not to believe me, but it is true.
[WHY CAN'T THE DOCTOR HAVE AN INTERESTING NAME?]
I am an eldritch alien, after all. Also, I must keep my first name a secret. Otherwise, people would know the true name of the Doctor.
Other times, people ask me where I got my degree from. I got my PHD at GhidhbdkJ-DNkdkO348hdke University, on the Planet HEhdkMF/NMhfens.
My First Post
I am of absolutely no relevance whatsoever, and should be treated as such whenever possible. The only reason I exist is to be irrelevant; that, and I was promised cake that I have yet to receive.
I also happen to be a cartoon enthusiast, dark humorist, insane asylum escapee, and a grammar Nazi in my spare time.
YAY! POINTS THAT ARE, IN REALITY, WORTH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!