I am of absolutely no relevance whatsoever, and should be treated as such whenever possible. The only reason I exist is to be irrelevant; that, and I was promised cake that I have yet to receive.
I also happen to be a cartoon enthusiast, dark humorist, insane asylum escapee, and a grammar Nazi in my spare time.
YAY! POINTS THAT ARE, IN REALITY, WORTH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!