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Doctor Quirkenstein

  • I live in Bobville.
  • My occupation is Being Bob.
  • I am Bob-kin.
  • Doctor Quirkenstein

    When I said "Get your acts together or I'm leaving", you think that the meaning of that would be blatantly obvious. Apparently not, because some of our SENIOR users have been acting like a bunch of 5-year-olds who just so happen to have power that allows them to declare wars (of sorts).

    The "Staff" Page is under the "Help" tab. That implies that Admins and other staff members are supposed to HELP people.

    Here's a quote from the page entitled "Conflict Management":

    "Well-meaning people can take actions the rest of the community feels are unwise, and you should discuss the actions calmly and seek compromises wherever possible. What you should not do is accuse the person."

    Gee, I wonder what that means. Also, I'm leaving. I may come back; I may not…

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  • Doctor Quirkenstein

    CONJENCTURE: This is a continuation of a previous theory. Also, start acting mature or I'm leaving.



    Fifth Transmission, fifth dissection.

    This transmission takes place in an all-white room, with the following suits situated from left to right: The Face, Disembodied (No eyelids), Suicide Mouse (Coloration and pose), Daisy Duck (Eyelids), and, last and (sadly) least, Oswald. Also, from 0:06 to 0:12 (and again from 0:39 to 0:46), a pair of eyes from the fourth Transmission appear. However, this is not the only other party guest; God appears from 0:32 to 0:34, and then again (dominating the video in the process) starting from 0:47 until the end of the video. Also, Mickey appears at 0:24-0:26, similarly to how he appeared in the fourth transmiss…



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  • Doctor Quirkenstein

    Theory #7: Size Matters

    A lot of people have been talking about how the Face is too small to be a suit. What a lot of people are not talking about is how almost every suit (except Acephalous) is too small to fit a person. Even Photo-Negative Minnie, the second tallest of the suits, is only about a foot taller than your desk (assuming your desk is approximately 3 feet tall). How is a grown man supposed to fit in a suit that is shorter than a 10-year old?

    This means that either A. they were produced that way, or B. they shrunk whilst on the island. Seeing how option is A is somewhat unlikely, as they would have just been thrown out before leaving the factory, option B is what we are left with. However, that begs the question:

    How did they shrin…

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  • Doctor Quirkenstein

    So I noticed that some of the character pages are being given redirects from complete nonsense. It was kind of funny at first (God from SHUT UP ALREADY), but now it's just getting stupid (Photo-WEINER DOG for PN Mickey? Really?). Then again it was stupid to begin with since none of the redirects were all that funny, being random phrases in all caps. ALL CAPS IS NOT FUNNY UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF USING ALL CAPS.

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  • Doctor Quirkenstein

    Thank you for voting, and, as the .GIF said, HAVE NICE DAY

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