Oswald woke up from behind the crates, after derping around like a fuckin retard. He began to walk and wander around until he found a door labled "Pirate Caverns" He opened the door somehow??? and walked inside. There he found a stairway, halls, and uh anything you would find in an abandoned park, right? He wandered around in there until he found an elevator saying "Meet the Undying!" He decided to take the elevator, and went down into the undyings room. He found a cage, pirate banner, chairs, suits, bones and skulls, just about anything. Until he saw something, red... THE UNDYING!!! "Is that you god?" Oswald asked. The Undying simply stated " ". Oswald began to eat the undying, thinking that it was a jumbo jolly cherry gummy bear. The Undying noticed Oswald gnawing on him and kicked him through the elevator, up to the main area of pirate caverns, back to his crates, and walked away back to the caverns. Oswald was now depressed as he could not eat the jumbo jolly cherry gummy bear, and laid down.