One day Oswald was being a lasy arse sitting behind the crates of the abandoned park known as 'Treasure Island'. He heard a noise coming from the hallway, and spotted Bonzi Buddy. "Hello there!' The purple ape greeted. "I don't belive we've been properly introduced. I'm Bonzi! Whats your name?" Oswald looked in confusion at the spyware monkey. "God... Please help" Oswald preached. Bonzi pulled out a banana and offered it to Oswald. Oswald took it and began peeling the banana with his feet because the poor fucker has no arms. He inhaled the banana and Bonzi suddenly said "I would like to hear your personal information so you can become a fully registered user of Bonzi Buddy!" Oswald had no personal information other than his name. "God..." he said. Bonzi began air thrusting the poor armless rabbit, Oswald ran away, terrified, to the guards room. "God.I know you're out there so please bless me and help me out here" Jake looked at the little shit and threw his pizza box at him. Oswald began sobbing and walked over to Mickey. "God... God?... God...!" Mickey slapped him silly "Shut the flying noodle up you sorry sack of pepperoni sticks, and learn to speak instead of preach every day" Oswald exploded back to the crates, and thus ended his adventure this day.